
Yes, if you're brave enough to invite that famously grimace-inducing spirit into your home, you can absolutely buy Malört online. The future is truly now.
According to the official Jeppson's Malört website, there is an online liquor store that offers nationwide delivery. You can head right to the source to have a bottle of Chicago's finest sent directly to your door. They even offer festive items like a Malört Advent Calendar, in case you want to celebrate the holidays by punishing your taste buds one day at a time.
Should you prefer to face the beast in person, or if shipping liquor to your state is a bureaucratic nightmare, the website also features a "Find Malört" store locator. This tool will help you find a local purveyor of this unique botanical spirit, so you can make your purchase with a proper sense of solemnity and perhaps a chaser in hand.


