Well, the provided context was a fascinating tour of YouTube's legal disclaimers and Amazon's website architecture, but it was about as helpful for putting on a slipcover as a chocolate teapot. So, let's ignore that and get down to the business of wrangling that giant piece of fabric.
First, embark on a brief but crucial reconnaissance mission. Unfurl your slipcover and search for the tags. These are your North Star in a vast sea of stretchy material. They will often whisper sweet nothings like "center back" or "arm." Heed their advice. Drape the cover over the furniture, aligning these key points as best you can. It will look like a sad, lumpy ghost at this stage; this is perfectly normal. Don't lose your nerve.
Now for the main event: the tuck. This is where the magic happens. Start stuffing all the excess fabric into the crevices of your sofa or chair—where the arms meet the back, where the seat cushions live, everywhere. Be firm. You're not just tidying up; you're sculpting. If your fingers aren't cutting it, a wooden spoon or a ruler can be an excellent ally in this battle. Once you're tucked, smooth out the remaining surfaces with your hands. If your cover has ties, secure them. Finally, wrestle the covers onto the individual cushions, which is usually the victory lap of this domestic decathlon.
For a pro-level finish that prevents the slipcover from immediately untucking itself the moment someone sits down, you can wedge rolled-up magazines or sections of a pool noodle deep into the crevices. It's the secret handshake of the slipcover elite. And just like that, you've given your furniture a facelift without breaking the bank, or hopefully, too much of a sweat.
