

Republicans vs Democrats If a Republican likes guns, he doesn’t care if kids get shot If a Democrat likes guns, he wants common sense gun laws so kids don’t get shot If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he also doesn’t buy meat. Now a Vegan, regardless of politics….lmao If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life because he is in the closet If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands equal rights and safety from bigots If a Republican is down-and-out, he is more likely to be on government assistance. A Democrat is more likely to be working multiple jobs If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he demands they be taken off the air Democrats demand that those they don’t like be exposed for the lying bootlickers they are If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants believers to stop with their fake persecution narrative and stop knocking on doors while you’re at it If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Democrat demands that we have similar health care that almost every other civilized country has, including Israel. If a Republican reads this, he’ll get mad because he’s the real snowflake A Democrat will probably not care too much or be on this page in the first place unless he was bored on a Saturday morning and saw something absurd.
