Headed south I-5 very soon (Thurston Co Urrriahh)

Hoping someone needs a lift that way and wants to keep an middle aged failure company. No, that's not some sneaky thing, I just figure someone probably is in need. It's a smokers car so if that's an issue, you're s.o.l. or in luck I guess? Idk, either way call if you are seriously needing a lift. I only have room for one and maybe a smaller dog or whatever. Either way I gotta split sooner than later so I thought this would be interesting. Peace