2004 Escalade ESV - $1,000

Arite so she was running good till 2 days ago when I went to start her and she wouldn't turn over so I called a buddy for a jump but as he tried to start it I could see the belt moving but real slow then WHAP WHAP WHAP coming from the front passenger side of the engine and shut it down . I pulled the valve cover hopping it was a bad rod or lifter but they seem fine but you can see where it smacked the front of the valve cover so Im thinking its that connector rod /valve that needs attention but due to my situation Im done with her and shes looking for a new daddy so bring cash and a tow truck and shes all yours ! All shes had done in the recent past Anti theft alarm system New brake lines all the way around 3yrs ago New oxygen sensors 2yrs ago BUT I couldnt get to get the engine light to go out ??? New rear calibers rotors and pads 1yr ago New coilpacks wires and plugs 1yr ago New front headlight and taillight lenses and bulbs 2yrs ago New tires 5 mnths ago new rear monroe air shocks 1mth ago new battery 1yr ago new alternator 2mth ago new front shocks 1yr ago new sway bar kit 1yr ago new DS upper control arm alignment nuts and lower ball joint 3mth ago new gas sending unit 3yrs ago new belt and tensioner 1mth ago new front axles cv joints rotors calibers and pads 2wks ago new radiator 1 yr ago and lord knows Im forgetting something lol . She also comes with the original grill as well as a new all black one , spare driver side rear tail light , a set of new valve cover gaskets and a new window regulator