For Sale: 1987 Ford E150 Econoline Waldoch Conversion Van – Come grab this time machine straight outta the Reagan era! Price: $3,500 OBO – Cash talks, mullets walk! Location: Northwestern Wisconsin (Big McKenzie Lake) or South Minneapolis (Nokomis) Yo, ‘80s fans, gearheads, and weekend warriors, feast your eyes on this 1987 Ford E150 Econoline Conversion Van – a blue beauty that’s been hauling dreams and boats since MTV played actual music videos! This van’s a time capsule of pure radness, ready to roll for your next adventure. It’s not perfect, but it’s got heart, soul, and enough character to star in its own John Hughes flick! Rocking a faded blue ‘80s patina – like Bon Jovi's best pair of jeans, it’s worn-in but still stylin’. Frame and body are in killer shape for its age, thanks to winter storage in Northern Wisconsin while the owner jammed to “Livin’ on a Prayer” in Florida. Rust? Barely a whisper for a van this old! The V8 Engine has guts. It runs strong like Joe Elliott belting “Pour Some Sugar on Me!,” but compression’s a bit low – probably needs a ring job to hit those high notes like Slash’s guitar riffs. Still hauls like a champ, tho! It's got mileage and moxie: 169,000+ miles and counting. This van’s been around the block more times than Bon Jovi’s world tours, but it’s got stories to tell and miles left to roam. It's spent the last 20 years as a trusty truck...hauling gear and launching boats into the lake. It’s a van that works hard and parties harder. Shag carpet, captain’s chairs, and curtains are all there, but the interior’s seen some action and could use some TLC. Think of it as a blank canvas for your van-life vision – or just embrace the lived-in Goonies aesthetic! No Winter Abuse: Rarely (or never) driven in snow, so the undercarriage is cleaner than a New Kids on the Block cassette. The Real Talk (No B.S.): The 5.0L V8 engine’s solid but that ring job’s looming if you want max power. Perfect for a DIY gearhead with a toolbox and a dream. Interior’s rough around the edges – the shag’s matted, and the seats have seen better days. Power window on the passenger side doesn't work. But it’s all there, waiting for your magic touch. AC is more “crank the windows and feel the breeze” than ice-cold. Whiskey dings and scratches, but no major damage. This van’s a survivor, not a show pony. Eye of the Tiger, baby! Perfect for retro nuts who want a project van to restore to its Hysteria-era glory. Lake life lovers needing a boat-hauling, gear-toting legend that screams “Paradise City.” Budget van-lifers ready to customize their own rolling palace for the next Bon Jovi tailgate. Anyone who wants to cruise in a rig that wails, “I’m livin’ my best ‘80s life!” Clean title, no liens, ready to roll faster than you can say “Wax on, wax off.” Carfax available upon request. Reply to see this righteous ride. Only Cash or Bitcoin accepted.