That guy, your Captain, has been dead for 4 years

The drunk guy who pretended to be an old sea captain online died 4 years ago. You saved that stuff for that long? That's weird. It's no wonder you idolized him. He was a drunk, who worked at gas stations his whole life until he was convicted of tax evasion and sentenced to prison for 8 months. When he got out he never worked again and died from his alcoholism and fear in his mommy's basement. Yup, it's no wonder you looked up to him.