Can he do it?

Looking to make a quick buck? One of our newest union members is tired of getting told "shit or get off the pot!" so he's taking matters into his own hands. He is going to attempt to break the world record of continuously sitting on a toilet without defecation which is a confirmed 65.5 hours. I plan to be present for the first 10 hours and if he makes it for the last 7 or 8 but need an honest room proctor for several hours in between. If you can commit to 8 hours fine or if you want to commit to 12 or 16 that's even better. We will compensate you $25 per hour for your time and all you have to do is make sure this guy doesn't get off the toilet seat and doesn't defecate (he is allowed to fall asleep but no defecation at all). This will take place in our supply warehouse which is located downtown and if you want to hang around to see if he breaks the record you are more than welcome to stay, likely will have a few news outlets here for the occasion if he comes through and really pulls it off.