My Pillow Band needs Rock Bass w/vox

Our new band Mein Pillow is still looking for that old nerdy fart type of bass player who really looks like the 1930's hippie version of the My Pillow dude. We play old school rock with some thrash metal and soft pop. Must have transportation and be willing to stay up late and not fall asleep at practice and isn't all about "his" set list. No drugs please including little blue pills. Peace...