Cold ass guitar looking for hard stoner rock project NSB DAB ORL

Thats right, hard rock player- Motorhead, Fast Eddy, Supersuckers, Type-O Neg, High on Fire, Mastodon, 70s kinda shit looking for original rhythm section 8 ghetto tribe and non-douchy singer. Be creative, FUCKING funny and level headed. Originals only. Great gear, solid chops, old as fuck but-know-whats-up longhair. Been waaaay around the block a few too many times. Same to you. Hit me baby, one more time if ya wanna shake some ass!