1986 Toyota Tercel Wagon 4x4 - $13,000 (hayward / castro valley)

🏔 FOR SALE: 1986 Toyota Tercel 4WD Wagon — The Last Remaining Chariot of the Gods 🏖 📍Location: Somewhere between Valhalla and your nearest Trader Joe’s 💰 Price: $13,000 (firm, like its suspension and your resolve) 🛞 Mileage: Unknown. The odometer stopped counting out of reverence. ⸻ Behold, noble seeker of Craigslist treasures, the 1986 Toyota Tercel 4WD Wagon—not merely a vehicle, but a rolling monument to grit, glory, and questionable decision-making. This is not just a car. This is a life partner, a spiritual guide, and a faded blue testament to everything right with the world. 🔥 FEATURES (and loosely interpreted miracles): • 4-Wheel Drive — climb mountains, ford streams, survive suburban potholes with grace. • Manual transmission — no paddles, no buttons, just raw mechanical intimacy. • Original color: Faded Blue, the exact shade of denim your cool uncle wore in the 80s while doing karate in a parking lot. • Back seat folds flat — sleeps one adult or two people very much in love with bad decisions. • Cassette player — it hums, it squeaks, it plays REO Speedwagon even when turned off. • Smells faintly of campfire, ambition, and a little bit of old dog. 🚨 RELIABILITY: This car has never broken down—it simply pauses to reflect. It’s survived: • Multiple cross-state trips fueled only by trail mix and bad directions • One failed elopement to Oregon • A spiritual retreat in Joshua Tree where it converted three people to minimalist living It’s powered not by gas, but by pure spite and 80s engineering. 🏕 ADVENTURE-READY: • Take it to the beach: becomes part of the tide. • Take it to the mountains: becomes part of the ecosystem. • Take it to Coachella: becomes the main stage. Perfect for surfers, hikers, poets, or anyone who prefers their vehicles with a bit of soul and all the creature comforts of a Cold War bunker. 🤝 TERMS: Cash only. Price is firm — this is a collector’s item, not a commuter car. Will consider trade for: a rare parrot, a 1980s sailboat, or a deed to unexplored land in the Pacific Northwest. Test drives permitted with proof of insurance or a recitation of the entire Top Gun script. ⸻ If Gandalf had a beach house, this would be parked out front. If The Legend of Zelda were a station wagon, this would be it. If faded blue could speak, it would whisper: “Let’s ride.” 🌀 Long live the Tercel. 🌀 Email or text only. Serious dreamers welcome.