LOST alpaca grey bucket hat at er banner south

Hey it fell off my head at banner south ER and someone took it with out permission this hat is sacred from machu pichu its bounded to me i heard someone may of been seen wearing it if you see this hat i have a photo of me please return it to the rightful owner as its bad magic to steal from magicians and llama shepherds who work hard for free to get their magic stolen in your community. NOT FINDERS KEEPERS return to mama llama or myself im heading out of town but will need this mailed back to me where ever i be alaska new jersey or machu pichu where im going to get another one.