My time for GUITAR TRAINING 18-81 - $1 (santa cruz)

I am new at playing the guitar.  I am looking for someone to help me learn the acoustic guitar.  I would like to take some lessons (not out of the question) but they are expensive. I am a very good handyman/maintenance person and could trade labor for guitar training. I am a lefty but decided to learn right handed. I have a basic right handed steel string acoustic/electric guitarp, music stand, sheet music, educational music books, learning posters (see pics.) and a quite secure place to train/play. I'm interested in learning: Country, Blues, Funk, Floyd, Jazz & Rock n Roll. Scales: Chromatic, Country Blues, Lydian, Pentatonic, Blues, Ionian, Mixolonian  Harmonic & Melodic, Dorian, Aeolian, Phrygian, Locrian. Fretboard, Chord progression, Pentatonic, Diatonic, Arpeggios, Triad, Circle of fifth (5Th), Major, Minor, Dominant, Diminished, Sus, Add, Aug. Also interested in: Singing (People say I'm good). No training.  Songwriting, Soloing, Harp, Lyre, Native Flute, Piano. KEYWORDS: Beginner/Intermediate, Acoustic/Electric, Bass, Classic model, Dreadnought, Walnut, Cedar top, Rosewood, Mahogany, Ebony, Nylon strings, Steel strings, Made in the USA, Made in North America, Whammy Bar, Shoulderstrape, Fishman, Boss, Keeley, Digitech, Marshall, Mesa, Vintage, Set up, Low action, Electronics, Vintage, A/C power, Repair, Restoration, Modification, Record, Recording, Studio, Mic, Mics, Speaker, Tuner, Amp, Amplifier, Music Theory, Rhythm, Soft Case/Hard case, Baritone, Re-strung, Light-gauge strings, USB, Pickups, Aquarius, Yamaha,Taylor, Fender, Squire, Strat, Telecaster, Eastman, Gibson, Martin, Ibanez, Les Paul,