$1,350 2 rooms available - super chill, tech dudes, amazing house (belmont)

Ok... YES THIS IS A REAL POST! AND, no... This is NOT a SCAM!!! ALL MALE... totally relaxed, gay friendly, super chill, walk around in your underwear, environment. Working remotely is awesome in this amazing, modern house in the San Mateo Hills, 7 minutes from downtown San Mateo, 5 minutes from Hillsdale Mall, just 25 minutes from SF, 15 minutes from Stanford (3 community colleges within 15 minutes or less - College of San Mateo, Menlo, Foothill), 20 minutes from Meta (Facebook), 15 minutes to Burlingame or Mountain View, and 25 minutes or so from Googs (both SF and Mountain View). From the street, we don’t look like much - but this place is awesome… Both floors of the 6 BD + 4 BA house have immaculate kitchens. The kitchen available to you will be the larger one, upstairs. The upstairs living room has an amazing view of the entire bay - even more so on the deck. On clear days, both San Francisco and Oakland skylines are easily visible. The San Mateo bridge is always in view. Downstairs has an entertainment room with a large TV. The house has two sets of washer and dryers. The heating and air conditioning is individually controlled in each room. The patio downstairs has an outdoor sectional. We will soon be getting a hot tub for this area that will be usable for the entire house. The backyard is very steeply sloped. Street parking available, quiet neighborhood, easygoing next-door neighbors Great work / study environment. Not too many parties or craziness. Just chill. Oh yeah, we're super clean. Our neighborhood has a ton of accessible NATURAL fun... Tons of Hiking Plenty places for Biking Natural outdoor Bouldering Tree lined walks Crystal Springs Reservoir Crystal Springs Golf course ...only 15 minutes to the beach! 👀🌴 But at the same time, we are quick access to Hillsdale Mall, Bridgepointe Shopping, and much more. We have 3 room opportunities $1350 for a partially furnished bedroom upstairs, where you will share a bathroom with another $1500 for a bedroom downstairs, with a private entrance, and a mostly private bathroom. And for $450 more, you can add an office to this setup, making your rent $1950 for 2 rooms About Us: ALL TECH NERDS! Some of us love to skateboard, workout and snowboard. Some of us play football for a national flag football league, love working out and love to snowboard. Some of us are super handy. We're all relatively athletic. We have a cute tuxedo cat, who is the real deal - has over 5k followers on Instagram, owns a baking company, and is probably the alpha male of the house! We’re all into sci-fi, action, comedy, rom-coms, BBQing, vacationing in Tahoe at our amazing cabin ✅YOU: should be very clean, friendly, able to commit to a 6 to 12 month lease and clean (repeated for emphasis, we mean it!!). Please no additional pets, no cigarette or tobacco vaping / smoking (besides the occasional 420 - OUTSIDE!), NO ILLEGAL DRUGS Other perks include: We own an amazing cabin in the Lake Tahoe area, close to a lot of stuff, with lots of beds, fireplace, hot tub, etc. IN ORDER TO GET A RESPONSE, PLEASE REPLY WITH EMAIL AND PHONE OR OTHER CONTACT INFO... Insta, Facebook, LinkedIn. Also, please let us know what you do for work, school, activities, house life, etc. Thanks for checking us out