Phony AF Chibson Firebird! Save Thousands! Trades OK! - $425 (Centennial)

So you're gigging at your least favorite dive bar, The Overflowing Spitoon, as a sit-in guitarist for your girlfriend's brother (he's down with a bad case of contagious scabies) in his proto-punk band the Pierced Taints. You're just about to launch into their #34,563 ranked "hit" on SoundPocket "Spew Glue" when some derelict in a tattered bunny outfit trips on your guitar cord and sends your vintage Gibson Firebird VII spinning into the mosh pit like some downed Huey in Apocalypse Now. And you say to yourself "Oh NO! Not again...!" Avoid these costly disasters in the future by purchasing this 100% Fake Chinese Knock-Off Firebird for cheep bux. Looks good, sounds ok and the baseball bat neck will stand up to the worst the "braces and boots" crowd can dish out. Moral of our story? Don't bring a $5000 guitar to a gig where you're making $50 and could very easily contract crab lice just from breathing the unfiltered air. Might consider trades for something with any sort of recognizable brand, but even that's up for grabs. If you're reading this it's still available. No shipping, delivery or digital cash. FCFS. All sales / trades final and as is.