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Healthy Volunteer Psychedelic Study (Males Only) Location/s: Eatontown, NJ Age Range: 18-65 Sex: Male Stipend: Up to $2,400 plus travel Study Schedule: Up to 3 Screening Visits, 2 Inpatient Stays (3-nights/ 4-days each), 2 Follow-Up Phone Calls. Total length of study is approximately 46 days (1.5 months). Clinilabs is now enrolling healthy males for a research study in Eatontown, NJ. There is no cost to participate. Those who qualify will receive up to $2,400 in compensation plus reimbursement for travel. We encourage you to review the participation requirements listed below. Qualified participants must: • Be between the ages of 18 and 65 years old • Have a BMI (body mass index) between 18-32kg/m2 AND a minimum weight of 50kg (110lbs) • Be in generally good health with no diagnosis of psychiatric disorders • Take no medications, vitamins, or supplements • Not smoke or consume any nicotine-containing products (cigarettes, vapes, nicotine patches, etc.) • Not have participated in a clinical trial involving a medication within the last 3 months Be able and willing to: • Attend visits in Eatontown, New Jersey • Complete two inpatient stays (3-nights/ 4-days each). Note: These visits will occur 1 week apart • Not consume alcohol or caffeine up to 2 days before and 2 days after each dosing day session • Complete on-site pre-qualification testing, including, but not limited to, ECG, urinalysis, and bloodwork • If qualified, take the study drug CYB003, which is similar to psilocybin, the active ingredient in “magic mushrooms” Participants may receive compensation up to $2,400 for time and participation, plus travel reimbursement. Total compensation is dependent on the number of visits completed. • $150 – Onsite Screening visit #1 & Psychiatric Interview (Screening visit #2) • $100 – Pre-dose psychological support session (Screening visit #3) • $150 – Check-in and discharge from inpatient stays (Up to 4 days or $600 total) • $300 – Full-day inpatient visits (Up to 4 days or $1,200 total) • $25 – Follow-up phone call(s) (2 calls or $50 total) • $300 – Completion bonus (for completing all study visits) • Up to $100 – Round-trip travel reimbursement (for each on-site visit) If you are interested in participating in this study, please visit us at https://clinilabs.com/volunteer-study/healthy-volunteer-psychedelic-study-males-only/ or call us directly at (914)306-9017. We appreciate your participation and are looking forward to hearing from you.