Any grindcore freaks over here (Chantilly)

I'm a 45 yr old dirt bag from NC with a few guitars and a Peavey 2x12 to push out the riff. I'm looking for some nailbomb, pig destroyer, GWAR, WEEDEATER, Fukpig freaks that have a place to do drugs and get rowdy. If you don't do drugs that's fine too, but you'd be cooler to me if you did. Already have a trio?, think you want to fill out the sound more?, looking for a rhythm guitar player , who has 3 thumbs and can't count for shit.. this fucking guy. All gas no brakes, no fucks given I want to piss people off. Let's make some gross sounding music.